When Kids Are Mean

Elephants are big
So's my pig
The sky is blue
But that's not true
'cause if it snows
It blows its nose

Ghosts are dead
The front's ahead
The ground is down
Wheels are round
It's ok with me
If these things be but

I wanna scream
When kids are mean
When kids are mean

The freezer's cold
Grandma's old
My head's on top
My feet can hop
It's ok with me
If these things be but

I wanna scream
When kids are mean
When kids are mean

Pizza's good
Trees are wood
The moon's outside
And cowboys ride
It's ok with me
If these thing be but

I wanna scream
When kids are mean
When kids are mean