The Under Assistant West Coast Promotion Man

( nanker phelge)

Well i'm waiting at the bus stop in downtown l.a.
Well i'm waiting at the bus stop in downtown l.a.
But i'd much rather be on a boardwalk on broadway

Well i'm sitting here thinkin' just how sharp i am
Well i'm sitting here thinkin' just how sharp i am
I'm an under assistant west coast promo man

Well i promo groups when they come into town
Well i promo groups when they come into town
Well they laugh at my toupee, they're sure to put me down

Well i'm sitting here thinking just how sharp i am
Yeah i'm sitting here thinking just how sharp i am
I'm a necessary talent behind every rock and roll band

Yeah, i'm sharp
I'm really, really sharp
I sure do earn my pay
Sitting on the beach every day, yeah
I'm real real sharp, yes i am
I got a corvette and a seersucker suit
Yes i have

Here comes the bus, uh oh
I though i had a dime
Where's my dime
I know i have a dime somewhere
I'm pretty sure........