Girls Lie Too

So she can't go out tonight again
Her sister's sick, she's got a baby sick
Yeah that sounds like a pretty good excuse
Now you didn't here any of this from me
But things aren't always want they seem
Brace yourself, this may come as a shock to you
Girls lie too
We don't care how much money you make
What you drive,
Or what you weigh
Size don't matter anyway
Girl's lie too
Don't think you're the only ones
Who bend it, break it, stretch it some
We learn from you
Girls lie too
I can't wait to hear about your round of golf
I'd love to see deer heads hangin' on the wall
And we like hooters for their hotwings too
Other guys never cross our minds
We don't wonder what it might be like
How could it be any better than it is with you
Girls lie too
We don't care how much money you make
What you drive,
Or what you weigh
Size don't matter anyway
Girl's lie too
Don't think you're the only ones
Who bend it, break it, stretch it some
We learn from you
Girls lie too
Yeah girls lie too
We always forgive and forget
The cards and flowers you never sent
Will never be brought up again
Girls lie too
All gray sweat pants turn us on
We like your friends
And we love your mom
And that's the truth
Girls lie too
Yeah that's the truth
Girls lie too
No we don't care how much hair you have
Yeah that looks good
Comb it over like that
Prrrrrr