Mistress For Christmas

Jingle bells, jingle bells
Jingle all the day
I just can't wait till Christmas time
When I can grope you in the hay

Easy come, easy go
Have a good time with lots of dough
Slippin' up high, slippin' down low
Love'm and leave'm on with the show

Listen, I like female form in minimal dress
Money to spend with a capital 'S'
Get a date with the woman in red
Wanna be in heaven with three in a bed

He got it, I want it
They got it, I can't have it
But I want it, it don't matter
She got it, but I can't get it
I want a mistress for Christmas

Easy come, easy go
Slippin' high, slippin' low

He got it, I want it
They got it, I can't have it
I want it, don't matter
She got it, and I can't get a -
Mistress for Christmas

You know what I'm talkin' about
I want the woman in red with bow in my bed

I can hear you coming down my smoke stack
I wanna ride on your raindeer honey and ring the bells