Little Bastard

Little bastard
All fish belly white
Wears gym trunks
And a tank top shirt

When his grandma
Sees him playing with a knife
She says, ¡°put that down,
You're gonna get hurt.¡±

And she calls him little bastard
And she says it to his face
And he says, ¡°don't call me little bastard,
Call me snake.¡±

Little bastard
Has a re-occurring dream
That he's a pirate
On a sea of snakes

And when the waves come
You can listen to him scream
As the tide runs
Down his leg