Please, Mrs. Henry

Capo 4th fret (sounding key c# major)

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A
Well, i've already had two beers
D
I'm ready for the broom
A
Please, missus henry, won't you
D
Take me to my room?
A
I'm a good ol' boy
E
But i've been sniffin' too many eggs
D
Talkin' to too many people
A
Drinkin' too many kegs
A
Please, missus henry, missus henry, please!
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Please, missus henry, missus henry, please!
A
I'm down on my knees

An' i ain't got a dime

Well, i'm groanin' in a hallway
Pretty soon i'll be mad
Please, missus henry, won't you
Take me to your dad?
I can drink like a fish
I can crawl like a snake
I can bite like a turkey
I can slam like a drake
Please, missus henry, missus henry, please!
Please, missus henry, missus henry, please!
I'm down on my knees
An' i ain't got a dime

Now, don't crowd me, lady
Or i'll fill up your shoe
I'm a sweet bourbon daddy
An' tonight i am blue
I'm a thousand years old
And i'm a generous bomb
I'm t-boned and punctured
But i'm known to be calm
Please, missus henry, missus henry, please!
Please, missus henry, missus henry, please!
I'm down on my knees
An' i ain't got a dime

Now, i'm startin' to drain
My stool's gonna squeak
If i walk too much farther
My crane's gonna leak
Look, missus henry
There's only so much i can do
Why don't you look my way
An' pump me a few?
Please, missus henry, missus henry, please!
Please, missus henry, missus henry, please!
I'm down on my knees
An' i ain't got a dime