Sports And Wine

Destiny was calling
Monday afternoon
Wednesday you'll be crawling
And you'll pray to be there soon
With sports and wine
Sports and wine, no no

Chorus
The girls don't understand it
What you think is art
My, oh my, we're all impressed
How sensitive you are
Everybody's talking about you now
You know it's true
Because it always has been
Sports and wine for you

Some men never grew up
Fortunate like you
Some men never found out
What it takes to be a dude
That's sports and wine
Sports and wine, no no

Chorus
The girls don't understand it
Anything you say
I don't understand it either
Guess that makes me gay
Everybody's talking about you now
You know it's true