Eskimo

I'm the only gay eskimo
I'm the only one i know
I'm the only gay eskimo
In my tribe

I go out seal hunting with my best friend tarka
But all want to do is get into his parka

I'm the only gay eskimo
In my tribe

Well me and muk-fluk-chuk-buk
We both like blubber
But me i've got this crazy fetish for rubber

I'm the only gay eskimo
In my tribe

I make a wish on the northern lights
That i can find a decent pair of whaleskin tights

I'm the only gay eskimo
In my tribe

And the seals they sing now...

These cold winter nights
Are taking their toll
I even get excited when i see the north pole
See the north pole...

I'm the only gay eskimo
Only gay eskimo
I'm the only one i know
The only one i know-oh-oh-oh
I'm the only gay eskimo
In my tribe.