The Frog Princess

I met a girl, she was a frog princess
I guess i ought to make it clear
That i saw nothing through her see-through dress
Until she whispered in my ear

"you don't really love me and i don't really mind
'cause i don't love anybody,
That stuff is just a waste of time
Your place or mine?"

I met a girl, she was a complete mess
I should've left her well alone¡ºbut oh no, not me!
I had to see if underneath that dress
Her heart was really made of stone

I met a girl, she was a frog princess
And yes i do regret it now
But how was i to know that just one kiss
Could turn my frog into a cow?

And now i'm rid of her i must confess
To thinking 'bout what might have been
And i can visualise my frog princess
Beneath a shining guillotine

You don't really love me and i don't really mind
'cause i don't love anybody,
I come and go through people's love lives
Your place or mine?